How about this scorpion?
Why limit oneself to scorpions? How 'bout a Louisiana Crawdaddy?
The Duck wants to stay as model for Scorpion Stalking Duck!!
The Scorpion - yes, THE SCORPION, is not taking this sitting down!!!!!!!!!!!
The Scorpion and the Duck are Intellectual as well as photogenic!
Why not change the blog name to Scorpion Stalking GOOSE?
This is a fine young duck. He would take the job for less pay....I am sure the 'suits' in the front office would like that.
These three believe that something old, tried and true would be a better blog for the world.
All of these folks would jump at the chance for celebrity!