THIS IS AN OFFICIAL REPORT OF A BIG FURRY ANIMAL STRIKE
APPROXIMATELY 0154 ON SEPTEMBER 15 2006
SOUTHBOUND ON JOE WILSON ROAD DALLAS COUNTY
WEATHER CLEAR WITH VISIBILITY CEILING OF UNKNOWN MILES AND 65 DEGREES
FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE
VEHICLE 1998 FORD EXPLORER WITH V-6 ENGINE NOVEMBER VICTOR DELTA BETTER KNOWN AS THE AARDVARK
OWNER OPERATED
SAFETY BELTS IN USE
SPEED 45 MILES PER HOUR
DRIVER NOTED BROWN FURRY ANIMAL RUNNING IN ROAD ON COURSE PERPENDICULAR TO VEHICLE
NO EVASIVE ACTION TAKEN DUE TO EXTREME PROXIMITY OF FURRY CREATURE TO VEHICLE
DRIVER INDICATES THAT FURRY CREATURE RAN IN FRONT AND UNDER VEHICLE AND STRUCK FRONT UNDERSIDE OF VEHICLE
A LOUD THUNK SOUND WAS HEARD
CREATURE ASSUMED TO HAVE SUSTAINED LETHAL INJURY
UNABLE TO ASSESS FURRY CREATURES CONDITION DUE TO URGENCY OF MISSION
NO LOSS OF CONTROL OF VEHICLE
VEHICLE INSPECTED AT COMPLETION OF MISSION
NO DAMAGE TO VEHICLE NOTED
THIS REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AS A SAFETY MESSAGE TO ALL WHO MAY BE
DRIVING SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
THIS IS THE FIRST REPORTED BROWN FURRY CREATURE STRIKE FOR THE AARDVARK
THERE WERE 0 REPORTED BROWN FURRY CREATURE STRIKES WITH THE VAN BIG BLUE
THERE WERE 0 REPORTED BROWN FURRY CREATURE STRIKES WITH THE VAN GREAT WHITE
WE WILL CONTINUE MONITORING THESE INCIDENTS
DAD WITH NOISY KIDS
2 comments:
Bless your little heart! It seems like 'ol blue is a magnet for (mostly) warm-blooded varmints (sorry, R.S.). Maybe we should try to figure out how to purge the vehicle of this tendency. I'll give it some thought.
"warm-blooded varmints" eh?
Maybe they need to let truthseeker's husband drive through truthseeker's yard and get rid of all the gophers and moles. LOL! [nudge][nudge]
I'm sure living outside the city limits brings one into "contact" (literally, LOL) with more wildlife.
There's several videos on the web of motorcycles colliding with deer.
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