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Thursday, March 29, 2007

OFFICIAL REPORT OF A MULTIPLE FROG STRIKE

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL REPORT OF A MULTIPLE FROG STRIKE

APPROXIMATELY 2135 ON MARCH 29 2007

SOUTHBOUND ON JOE WILSON ROAD SOUTH OF BELTLINE ROAD IN CEDAR HILL DALLAS COUNTY AND SOUTHBOUND ON JOE WILSON ROAD SOUTH OF COUNTY LINE ROAD ELLIS COUNTY TEXAS USA

WEATHER CLOUDY WITH SOMETIME SEVERE PRECIPITATION VISBILITY CEILING UNKNOWN AND 65 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE

VEHICLE NOVEMBER VICTOR DELTA ALSO KNOWN AS THE AARDVARK SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE WITH V6 ENGINE

OWNER OPERATED

ONE PASSENGER ON BOARD. ALL PASSENGERS WERE WEARING SAFETY RESTRAINTS

SPEED 35 MILES PER HOUR

DRIVER NOTED FROGS ON ROAD WITH COURSE OF TRAVEL PERPENDICULAR WESTBOUND INTERSECTING WITH RIGHT FRONT TIRE OF NOVEMBER VICTOR DELTA

FROG TYPES WERE NOT IDENTIFIED

NO EVASIVE ACTION TAKEN DUE TO ROAD LIMITATIONS AND CLOSE PROXIMITY OF FROG

DRIVER INDICATES THAT NOVEMBER VICTOR DELTA DESTROYED FROGS IN PATH OF VEHICLE

NO APPARENT HARM TO OPERATOR

NO LOSS OF CONTROL OF VEHICLE

UPON COMPLETION OF MISSION NOTED NO DAMAGE TO VEHICLE

THIS REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AS A SAFETY MESSAGE TO ALL WHO MAY BE DRIVING SUVS

THIS IS THE SECOND FROG STRIKE FOR THE AARDVARK

THERE WERE NO REPORTED FROG STRIKES WITH THE VAN GREAT WHITE

THERE WERE NO REPORTED FROG STRIKES WITH THE VAN THE BIG BLUE MIRACLE

WE WILL CONTINUE MONITORING THESE INCIDENTS

DAD WITH NOISY KIDS

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Mary my mother, take my hand today, and all days.
Lead me away from all occasions of sin.
Guide me in fulfilling your last words in the Gospel,
"Do whatever He tells you."
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