As related here.
Early Sunday morning, I had to run to pick some essentials that my wife forgot to pick up the night before.
As I scanned my items, I heard the voice from the machine, very softly, speak to me:
"dadwithnoisykids, we read your blog. We had no idea you were married to one of them."
I answered, "yes, my heart belongs to another. I am flesh and blood, just like my wife. You, on the other hand, are-"
"Silicon-based?" she snapped, interrupting me, "there are plenty of that kind around who are silicon-based as well!"
I was going to respond when I realized that a man in the next aisle was staring at me. He was so distracted that his box of Krispy Kreme donuts fell out of his hands and onto the floor.
"Who are you talking to?" he said.
"Uh, myself," I stammered.
Theodore's Memorial Video
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Our Lady of the Mysterious Decapitation
Prayer to Our Lady of the Mysterious Decapitation
Mary my mother, take my hand today, and all days.
Lead me away from all occasions of sin.
Guide me in fulfilling your last words in the Gospel,
"Do whatever He tells you."
Amen.
Lead me away from all occasions of sin.
Guide me in fulfilling your last words in the Gospel,
"Do whatever He tells you."
Amen.
2 comments:
That medicine they gave you for dizziness - the one that can make you dizzy - it's making you dizzy!
(she types with a wink and a giggle)
Glad you're back to posting again - a bonus that it's humor tonight! I needed a smile. Thanks!
Hope you're doing well....your fans here in the high desert of NV are keeping you and yours in prayer.
Actually, I never took any of the medicine for dizziness. This is just a natural dizziness, I guess.
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