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Sunday, August 13, 2006

SQUIRREL STRIKE REPORT

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL REPORT OF A SQUIRREL STRIKE

APPROXIMATELY 1848 ON AUGUST 13 2006

WESTBOUND ON WATER STREET IN OVILLA TEXAS

WEATHER PARTLY CLOUDY WITH VISBILITY CEILING OF 8 MILES AND 101 DEGREES
FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE

VEHICLE BIG BLUE 15 PERSON VAN WITH V-10 ENGINE

OWNER OPERATED

SPEED APPROXIMATELY 30 MILES PER HOUR

DRIVER NOTED SQUIRREL IN PATH AT APPROXIMATELY 5 YARDS OUT FROM TARGET

NO EVASIVE ACTION TAKEN DUE TO ROAD SIZE

DRIVER INDICATES THAT SQUIRREL RAN IN FRONT OF VAN FROM SIDE OF ROAD AT CLOSE PROXIMITY TO VAN

SQUIRREL APPEARED TO HAVE SUSTAINED LETHAL INJURIES AS OBSERVED IN REAR VIEW MIRROR

NO LOSS OF CONTROL OF VEHICLE

NO DAMAGE TO VAN




THIS REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AS A SAFETY MESSAGE TO ALL WHO MAY BE
DRIVING VANS

THIS IS THE SECOND SQUIRREL STRIKE FOR THE BIG BLUE

THERE WERE 0 REPORTED BIRD STRIKES WITH THE VAN GREAT WHITE

WE WILL CONTINUE MONITORING THESE INCIDENTS

DAD WITH NOISY KIDS

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Mary my mother, take my hand today, and all days.
Lead me away from all occasions of sin.
Guide me in fulfilling your last words in the Gospel,
"Do whatever He tells you."
Amen.

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