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Sunday, August 20, 2006

REPORT OF A SACRISTAN STRIKE

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL REPORT OF A SACRISTAN STRIKE

APPROXIMATELY 1120 ON AUGUST 20 2006

STANDING STILL IN THE PARKING LOT OF ST WILLIAM THE CONFESSOR CATHOLIC CHURCH IN GREENVILLE TEXAS

WEATHER CLEAR WITH VISBILITY CEILING OF 10 MILES AND 102 DEGREES
FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE

VEHICLE BIG BLUE 15 PERSON VAN WITH V-10 ENGINE

OWNER OPERATED

SPEED 0 MILES PER HOUR

DRIVER NOTED SACRISTAN AT 20 YARDS MANEUVERING THROUGH PARKING LOT MOVING TOWARD GAP BETWEEN VAN AND ANOTHER STATIONARY VEHICLE

NO EVASIVE ACTION TAKEN DUE TO NO FORWARD OR BACKWARD MOTION

I CAN NOT BELIEVE HE HIT US

DRIVER INDICATES THAT SACRISTAN STRUCK FRONT OF VAN ON RIGHT SIDE

SACRISTAN APPEARED TO HAVE SUSTAINED NO INJURIES

NO LOSS OF CONTROL OF VEHICLE

NO DAMAGE TO VAN

DRIVER REPORTS SACRISTAN APPEARED TO BE OF A ROMAN VARIETY



THIS REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AS A SAFETY MESSAGE TO ALL WHO MAY BE
DRIVING VANS

THIS IS THE FIRST SACRISTAN STRIKE FOR THE BIG BLUE

THERE WERE 0 REPORTED SACRISTAN STRIKES WITH THE VAN GREAT WHITE

WE WILL CONTINUE MONITORING THESE INCIDENTS

DAD WITH NOISY KIDS

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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