THIS IS AN OFFICIAL REPORT OF A TOAD STRIKE
APPROXIMATELY 0558 ON AUGUST 23 2006
NORTHBOUND ON JOE WILSON ROAD
WEATHER HAZY WITH VISIBILITY CEILING OF UNKNOWN MILES AND 84 DEGREES
FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE
VEHICLE 1998 FORD EXPLORER WITH V-6 ENGINE FORMERLY KNOWN AS BRAVO-76 NOW NOVEMBER VICTOR DELTA BETTER KNOWN AS THE AARDVARK
OWNER OPERATED
SPEED 30 MILES PER HOUR
DRIVER NOTED TOAD HOPPING IN ROAD ON COURSE PERPENDICULAR TO VEHICLE
NO EVASIVE ACTION TAKEN DUE TO ROAD CONDITIONS AND OTHER TRAFFIC IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO VEHICLE
DRIVER INDICATES THAT ARC OF TOADS TERMINAL HOP INTERSECTED WITH PATH OF RIGHT FRONT TIRE
TOAD ASSUMED TO HAVE SUSTAINED LETHAL INJURY
UNABLE TO ASSESS TOADS CONDITION DUE TO NEED FOR IMMEDIATE RIGHT TURN DUE TO PATH AND CONDITION OF ROAD
NO LOSS OF CONTROL OF VEHICLE
NO DAMAGE TO VEHICLE
DRIVER REPORTS TOAD TO A BE A ROAMIN VARIETY
THIS REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AS A SAFETY MESSAGE TO ALL WHO MAY BE
DRIVING SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
THIS IS THE FIRST REPORTED TOAD STRIKE FOR THE AARDVARK
THERE WERE 0 REPORTED TOAD STRIKES WITH THE VAN BIG BLUE
THERE WERE 0 REPORTED TOAD STRIKES WITH THE VAN GREAT WHITE
VERIFICATION OF TOAD STRIKE IN VANS MAY BE LIMITED BY BLIND SPOT FORWARD OF VANS
WE WILL CONTINUE MONITORING THESE INCIDENTS
DAD WITH NOISY KIDS
Things don't do well when they hit our vehicles. First there was the bird, then the snake(sent as an e-mail in May and will be published later), then the first(sent as an e-mail in May and will be published later) and second squirrel strikes. Only the Roman Sacristan seemed to survive the collision, but he did affect the van in ways we can't explain. This will require pictures taken in daylight and may have to wait for the weekend.
Theodore's Memorial Video
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Our Lady of the Mysterious Decapitation
Prayer to Our Lady of the Mysterious Decapitation
Mary my mother, take my hand today, and all days.
Lead me away from all occasions of sin.
Guide me in fulfilling your last words in the Gospel,
"Do whatever He tells you."
Amen.
Lead me away from all occasions of sin.
Guide me in fulfilling your last words in the Gospel,
"Do whatever He tells you."
Amen.
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