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Sunday, July 02, 2006

a letter to Scott Adams:

I have a suggestion for a minor character in your comic 'Dilbert.'

After hosting a candidate for a position with our firm, I would suggest that you create someone whom I would call 'Hagar the Un-Hirable.' This character would have no admirable characteristics and would offend all of the people he comes in contact with. His language would be atrocious, peppered with four-letter words, and demeaning to various nationalities.

Naturally, he would not be hired. Or maybe the boss with the pointy hair WOULD hire him.

I leave this to your creative mind

Sincerely,
etc, etc.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm

Denise said...

Hahahaha! And only someone with a pointy hair would hire someone like that! Sounds like "the applicant straight from the pit!" Does a pitch fork come with 'Hagar the Un-Hirable'?

dadwithnoisykids said...

Mr. Adams actually sent me back a personal letter. I am going to print it out on high quality paper and have it framed.

Stephen said...

I've worked with this guy, sad to say he gets hired,fired, and sadly rehired, then fired, and maybe even rehired. This definitely ends with fired though.If there is still an existing company to fire him.

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