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Monday, July 24, 2006

"A Bigger Time Waster Than TV Ever Was"

"I don't understand blog spots--- seem like a bigger time waster than TV ever was..."

Someone sent me a message containing this quote. The message was posted at 1:30 a.m., so that says something about them. Pray for this person....

They have a point, though. Maybe the world would be better off without this blog. I am going to take it to heart and try to make this blog a better place where people leave wiser, smarter, more efficient, and with whiter teeth and fresh breath. More later on how I have altered the blog spot.

A public service announcement follows this note:

One of our children, when asked what the third Glorious Mystery was, said, "Pentecost, you know, when the Holy Spirit came down for a visit...."

May HE never leave us, and find our hearts open to Him!

A bishop who celebrated Mass at our church today blessed us, when he said, may your tribe increase. Thank you, bishop! We pray for more noisykids to join the chorus of the sweetest out-of-tune rendition of Regina Caeli.

May 26, 2006 was not a good day for the little creatures.....






THIS IS AN OFFICIAL REPORT OF A SQUIRREL STRIKE

APPROXIMATELY 1015 ON MAY 26 2006

WESTBOUND ON WATER STREET IN OVILLA TEXAS

WEATHER PARTLY CLOUDY WITH VISBILITY CEILING OF 5 MILES AND 79 DEGREES
FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE

VEHICLE BIG BLUE 15 PERSON VAN WITH V-10 ENGINE

OWNER OPERATED

ALL OCCUPANTS WERE WEARING PASSIVE SAFETY RESTRAINTS

SPEED IN EXCESS OF 15 MILES PER HOUR

DRIVER NOTED SQUIRREL IN PATH AT APPROXIMATELY 30 YARDS OUT FROM TARGET

NO EVASIVE ACTION TAKEN DUE TO ROAD SIZE

DRIVER INDICATES THAT SQUIRRELS MOVEMENTS WERE ERRATIC AND PART OF THE
TAIL WAS CAUGHT BY THE TIRE

NO LOSS OF CONTROL OF VEHICLE

NO DAMAGE TO VAN



THIS REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AS A SAFETY MESSAGE TO ALL WHO MAY BE
DRIVING VANS

THIS IS THE FIRST SQUIRREL STRIKE FOR THE BIG BLUE

THERE WERE 0 REPORTED BIRD STRIKES WITH THE VAN GREAT WHITE

WE WILL CONTINUE MONITORING THESE INCIDENTS

DAD WITH NOISY KIDS

1 comment:

Jeni said...

NOTHING is a bigger waste of time then tv. As Padre Pio said, " The one who created tv ...well..."(and he points down.

I love your blog it gives me fresh perspective and some great laughs. I look forward to having a family like yours. Well, I don't know if we will be as large, but His will be done.

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