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Sunday, December 23, 2007

A Special Christmas Wish in Song - UPDATE

The wireless internet is down again. I am sending this via my blackberry, but I really wanted to include a youtube video of the tune that goes with this song. I shall do that later.... LIKE NOW



This song is called "I want a Positive Pregnancy Test for Christmas," and is based on the tune for "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas."

HERE IS THE VIDEO WITH THE TUNE IN IT




Enjoy. Merry Christmas.





I want a positive pregnancy test for Christmas

Only a positive pregnancy test will do

No false alarms

I want morning sickness

All that I like are cute maternity dresses



I want to conceive twin baby girls for Christmas

If not, I know twin baby boys will do

Skip the iPod

Or a new Mustang

Raising up children of God is my favorite thang



I can see me now on Christmas morning

waiting in a chair

Oh what joy and what surprise

When I open up my eyes and see a little plus sign showing there



I want to raise up another child for Jesus

That's what my vocation calls me to

Use NFP

Detect ovulation

But only to participate in the gift of God's Creation!



(Musical interlude)



People say we're nuts, with overpopulation

But we know that there's lots of room up in Heaven



(Musical interlude)



There's lots of room, remodel the garage

God always provides, you get the message!



I can see me now on Christmas morning

waiting in a chair

Oh what joy and what surprise

When I open up my eyes and see a little plus sign showing there



I want a positive pregnancy test for Christmas

Only a positive pregnancy test will do

No false alarms

I want morning sickness

All that I like are cute maternity dresses

And cute maternity dresses like me too!

5 comments:

Easter A. said...

HAHAHA... Oh dad with 10 noisy kids, you amaze me! You and your lovely wife are simply wonderful! Have a Blessed and Joyful Christmas (I have no doubt you will :-) ).
In Christ,
Easter:-)

momwats8 said...

oohh me too!!! me too!!!!! Merry Christmas from sunny Florida to sunny Texas.

Mrs Jackie Parkes MJ said...

i'm sure you will get your wish..being younger than me (well WODWNK is!). But you know when the time comes when God says no more..it is really painfull..i think you would do well to prepare yourselves for the future as i was rather precipitated into the situation where pregnancy is impossible..i had foolishly thought i would go on for ever..

Anyway every blessing to you all..

Adele said...

Wonderful song! There's always adoption while trying to conceive, and adoption while pregnant etc. Exhausting but do-able! Ethiopia looks like a great option.

God bless and Blessed Christmas Season to you!

Adele and Family

dadwithnoisykids said...

Thank you all for your kind comments. While the poetry is in fun, it does reflect a desire which may never be achieved. We work to accept the Will of God all the while we pray and work to receive more blessed children.

Our Lady of the Mysterious Decapitation

Our Lady of the Mysterious Decapitation
Now restored with the help of some cement!

Prayer to Our Lady of the Mysterious Decapitation

Mary my mother, take my hand today, and all days.
Lead me away from all occasions of sin.
Guide me in fulfilling your last words in the Gospel,
"Do whatever He tells you."
Amen.

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