The wireless internet is down again. I am sending this via my blackberry, but I really wanted to include a youtube video of the tune that goes with this song. I shall do that later.... LIKE NOW
This song is called "I want a Positive Pregnancy Test for Christmas," and is based on the tune for "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas."
HERE IS THE VIDEO WITH THE TUNE IN IT
Enjoy. Merry Christmas.
I want a positive pregnancy test for Christmas
Only a positive pregnancy test will do
No false alarms
I want morning sickness
All that I like are cute maternity dresses
I want to conceive twin baby girls for Christmas
If not, I know twin baby boys will do
Skip the iPod
Or a new Mustang
Raising up children of God is my favorite thang
I can see me now on Christmas morning
waiting in a chair
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes and see a little plus sign showing there
I want to raise up another child for Jesus
That's what my vocation calls me to
Use NFP
Detect ovulation
But only to participate in the gift of God's Creation!
(Musical interlude)
People say we're nuts, with overpopulation
But we know that there's lots of room up in Heaven
(Musical interlude)
There's lots of room, remodel the garage
God always provides, you get the message!
I can see me now on Christmas morning
waiting in a chair
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes and see a little plus sign showing there
I want a positive pregnancy test for Christmas
Only a positive pregnancy test will do
No false alarms
I want morning sickness
All that I like are cute maternity dresses
And cute maternity dresses like me too!
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5 comments:
HAHAHA... Oh dad with 10 noisy kids, you amaze me! You and your lovely wife are simply wonderful! Have a Blessed and Joyful Christmas (I have no doubt you will :-) ).
In Christ,
Easter:-)
oohh me too!!! me too!!!!! Merry Christmas from sunny Florida to sunny Texas.
i'm sure you will get your wish..being younger than me (well WODWNK is!). But you know when the time comes when God says no more..it is really painfull..i think you would do well to prepare yourselves for the future as i was rather precipitated into the situation where pregnancy is impossible..i had foolishly thought i would go on for ever..
Anyway every blessing to you all..
Wonderful song! There's always adoption while trying to conceive, and adoption while pregnant etc. Exhausting but do-able! Ethiopia looks like a great option.
God bless and Blessed Christmas Season to you!
Adele and Family
Thank you all for your kind comments. While the poetry is in fun, it does reflect a desire which may never be achieved. We work to accept the Will of God all the while we pray and work to receive more blessed children.
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