While searching for Scorpion, I thought I would send a copy of one of the hymns sung by the pilgrims as they process around the van:

Roman Sacristan Hymn
(sung to the tune of the Lourdes hymn)

Verse 1:
The Roman Sacristan
Whose praises we sing
He ran into 'Big Blue'
Now check out this thing

Chorus:
Roman, Roman,
Roman Sacristan.
Roman, Roman
Sacristan

Verse 2:
The van smells of incense
The water runs pure
Come visit our gift shop
Or take our little tour

Chorus

Verse 3:
Come look at the water
Or just take a dip
Because of the health codes
Please do not take a sip

Chorus

Verse 4:
Give us all your money
And we'll buy Big Blue
We'll make it a shrine
To the Sacristan we knew

Chorus

Verse 5:
Donations accepted
But cash we like best
We don't take Discover
But will take the rest

Chorus

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