Truth Can Now Be Told - updated June 29 2008

UPDATED NEWS BULLETIN

REPORT OF A BIRD STRIKE

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL REPORT OF A BIRD STRIKE

APPROXIMATELY 1045 ON 29 JUNE 2008

NORTHBOUND ON I-635 EXITING TO I-30 EAST IN DALLAS TEXAS

WEATHER PARTLY CLOUDY WITH VISIBILITY 10 MILES CEILING 2000 FEET AND 80 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE

VEHICLE 2005 FORD 15 PERSON VAN SIXTY-ONE PAPA WITH V-10 ENGINE KNOWN AS BIG BLUE MIRACLE

MILEAGE 60700 MILES

OWNER OPERATED

13 ADDITIONAL SOULS ON BOARD

SPEED APPROXIMATELY 60 MILES PER HOUR

DRIVER NOTED TWO BIRDS DIVING IN FRONT OF VEHICLE APPROXIMATELY 5 YARDS AHEAD

NO EVASIVE ACTION TAKEN DUE TO TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ROAD CONDITIONS

LOWER AND FORWARD BIRD STRUCK LEFT FRONT GRILL OF VEHICLE

OTHER BIRD CLIMBED CLEAR OF VEHICLE

FEATHERS NOTED PASSING UP FROM FRONT GRILL OF VEHICLE

NO LOSS OF CONTROL OF VEHICLE

NO DAMAGE TO VEHICLE UPON INSPECTION AT COMPLETION OF MISSION

THIS REPORT HAS BEEN GENERATED AS A SAFETY MESSAGE TO ALL WHO MAY BE DRIVING VANS

WE WILL CONTINUE MONITORING THESE INCIDENTS

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