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This urgent e-mail from Nigeria would indeed be humorous if it weren't for the fact that Mrs. Janet Miler is actually the pseudonym of my archenemy.

It is obvious to me that sinister forces are at work against me, trying to wrest the many fortunes which await me in Africa and the Middle East - after I provide them with the routing and account numbers of my primary checking account.

I am truly humbled by the many people throughout the world who have discovered my exceptional piety and holiness, and have subsequently assigned their estates over to my person as an acknowledgement of my faultless character and humility.

This latest e-mail does throw a monkey wrench into my plans. I shall probably have to make an appearance in person at the 'Economic Financial Crime Commission(EFCC) office in Nigeria. Although I have supplied my personal information to them for several years - including bank accounts and credit card numbers, plus my social security number - there are some times when a more 'personal' gesture must be exercised.

So, after finding my passport, I shall get online and book a ticket for Lagos.

What shall I do with all this money when I receive it? I plan on giving it all to Al Gore in his battle against global warming.





ATTN:


THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT A LADY CALLED MRS. JANET MILER FROM USA CAME TO
OUR OFFICE TODAY CLAIMING TO BE FROM YOU,STATING THAT YOU ARE DEAD BUT
BEFORE YOUR DEATH YOU MADE HER YOUR REPRESENTATIVE TO CLAIM YOUR FUND, NOW
HERE COMES
THE BIG QUESTION, DID YOU SIGN ANY DEED OF ASSIGNMENT IN FAVOR OF MRS.
JANET MILER THEREBY MAKING HER THE CURRENT BENEFICIARY WITH HER FOLLOWING
ACCOUNT DETAILS: MRS. JANET
MILER, AC/NUMBER: 6503809428. ROUTING/122006743, B/NAME: CITI BANK,
ADDRESS: NEW YORK, USA.


WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENT DETAILS TO THE SAID JANET MILLER, IF
WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WORKING DAYS FROM
TODAY,CONTACT THE PAYING BANK WITH
THIS EMAIL BELOW, [e-mail address redacted]


THANKS CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION INVESTIGATION OFFICE
NIGERIA (EFCC).


URGENT RESPOND NEEDED TODAY UNFAILINGLY.
MRS. FARIDA WAZIRI ECONOMIC (INVESTIGATION CHAIRMAN).


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