Spork Diary: Infidelity

It appears as if I am dealing with the 'Tiger Woods' of Sporks.

I caught Mr. Gnarly-Teeth coming home from Costco with THESE in his shirt pocket:

So I started doing a little snooping around his desk, and found THIS GROUP in one of his little cubbyholes in his desk:

I thought I was the only Spork.

Now I know better.