tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30448825.post1480144500412002424..comments2024-02-19T23:06:59.149-06:00Comments on Scorpion Stalking Duck: All Saints Day, YES!dadwithnoisykidshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07524886860399817926noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30448825.post-13247409867969001832007-10-31T22:17:00.000-05:002007-10-31T22:17:00.000-05:00This entry is titled, THE DANGER OF BUYING IN BULK...This entry is titled, THE DANGER OF BUYING IN BULK. Warning, this comment is very graphic and may offend people who don't like large families!!! This morning I woke up and walked into the kitchen to find almost every surface covered with a mess. (Last night it was a spotless.) On one counter I saw piles and piles of waffles, frozen, covered in Mrs. Buttersworth. I can tell from the steady stream of viscous liquid still flowing off of the granite onto the tile, that this was probably his last deed. I see small bites out of most of them, the tester must have not liked cold waffles, and he was blessed with the virtue of hope, still taking small bites out of almost 24 waffles to see if maybe one would taste like he thought it should, warm and toasty. I look on the other counter and I see 4 neat rows of 5 plastic cups, each with small amounts of apple juice, again, the pourer isn't very precise. (As noted by my sticky wet socks!) I see on the same counter, tubs of ice cream opened, but only small finger holes in the surfaces. (Maybe frozen Breyers is too much for a two year old to scoop.) I also see an EMPTY plastic tub that used to hold 4 lbs. of twizzlers. (Thank you Sam's Club for bulk!) Now, I am going to stop my little story right here. I think my son deserves a prize for either eating or hiding 4 pounds of licorice. Either way, looking at all he had to do to get to the point where I walked in, it was quite a feat. I can tell you that I am seriously baffled to where the strawberry twisters went. He was all alone in his delicous morning. All of his normal accomplices were still nestled in their cozy blankets sleeping, possibly dreaming of such delictable adventures. I don't know what you would have done, but I did the only thing a reasonable mom would do in this situation, I picked up a spoon and started eating the chocolate ice cream that was just perfect for scooping at this point!!! Love to you and your family!!! God bless!!<BR/><BR/>P.S. Maybe the freezer on the bottom idea isn't the greatest for a family of 10!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30448825.post-13839464695239732892007-10-31T11:49:00.000-05:002007-10-31T11:49:00.000-05:00Well we don't celebrate it either..but the 2 great...Well we don't celebrate it either..but the 2 great Feasts..that's another story..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com